September 08, 2009

Antenna Farm

Rule #16: Mounting multiple massive antennas on your roof does not improve your sex appeal/virility. Similar to “the small penis car” concept, antennas don’t trick anyone. You may have thought that appendages towering up from your roof would be a chick magnet, but I'm here to tell you that they aren't. I promise.

Homeowners’ Associations can be overbearing and annoying, but in this case, the presence of an HOA would have been a welcome relief. Goodness knows what these antennas are for – I’m praying they’re part of a ham antenna system.

E.T. phone home?

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